Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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