If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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