jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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