Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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