I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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