it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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