Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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