yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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