Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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