if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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