Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
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