i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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