HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Ambien. No doubt about it.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
