A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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