FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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