HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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