I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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