Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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