Dual....:-)
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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