Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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