I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Are my feet made of real feet?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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