were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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