I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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