sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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