people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I could fuck to npr.
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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