Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm really busy with my period
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