Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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