Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I have feelings that need drinking.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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