I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.