Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?