That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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