I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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