I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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