just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think people are normalizing furries
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