my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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