btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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