It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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