Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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