dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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