you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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