I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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