he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
