who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
