Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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