like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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