I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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