Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away