Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.