I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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