How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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