no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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