how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
