nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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