well most of my day revolves around power hour
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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