Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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