this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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