May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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